“A woman claimed rape, and all sorts of things. I mean, horrible things.”

Huh. I thought it was to figure out a new way to cope with the fact that Martha Coakley screwed the pooch twice in statewide contests.

His blind faith of his concussion curing water may have hurt/killed someone.

I have absolutely nothing against the Vikings or their fans, and in fact wish they’d won this game, but I’m deeply looking forward to Deadspin getting their hands on some cell phone vids from Vikings bars on this play.

THESE VIKINGS I CALL THEM JULIUS CAESAR BECAUSE THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS JUST ENDED ON A BRUTAL SHANKING.

I, for one, never believed in the Blair Walsh project to begin with.

In some environments, that level of delusion might merit a 72 hour watch.

How about this. We let everyone who wants to leave get out, then Texas can finally secede from the Union like they’ve had a boner about for decades. Then we build a wall around Texas and see how long those fuckers last.

Can you hear the people sing
Singing the songs of angry fans
Who are pissed to know the Cleveland Browns
Have failed them once again

Les Misérables de Cleveland here will never get old. Never.

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.

That’s where the profits are, as we’ve long known: something like 90 percent of the prizes go to just 1.3 percent of users.

The ACA rollout wasn’t successful. It was a political disaster. I really like Sebelius, and she took responsibility as a manager. But let's not pretend that went well.

Yes, there’s gas in the car.

Is there gas in the car?

It’s almost like kids these days don’t listen to Steely Dan anymore.

The University of Georgia Alumni Association immediately claimed responsibility for the attack.

I got my own name (same as the title of a play) wrong on Final Jeopardy. Won anyway.

I was at a Notre Dame game in 2009 (or so? I don’t remember)