Wow! This winter’s so fucked up. :(

Hey Jezzies, merry Christmas! Mine has been crappy so far (working when I thought I wouldn’t have to, sick dad, no real plans to celebrate Christmas this year, literally no chance yet to have some quiet time to myself) and looks to continue on in a crappy way (seriously, where is my quiet time to myself?) bur I have…

My Christmas with the parents/siblings happened earlier today. It was an epic disaster, as usual. I am now home drinking wine and eating Cheez-Its for recovery. I am a grinch, so I will not be watching any Christmas movies tonight. I am super looking forward to going to the movies tomorrow to see either Joy or Concussi…

I am flying 100% solo tonight. Just me and a pizza.

The Dems have done a terrible job nationally in a lot of ways. The Republicans have somehow convinced poor and middle class people to vote against their own self interests. It’s absurd that people struggling with low wages, lack of affordable and accessible health care, inadequate public education, and prohibitively…

“You have the freedom to be too poor to afford anything and to die. Because you are poor. You deserve nothing. I will give everything you ever had to the already-wealthy because they earned it. Because this is an anti-theft society, which means whatever you have, you stole from the rich. Taking it back is really just…

I think their response should be quoted for just how much of an appeal to emotion it is.

A major change could be that he will be projecting and enunciating his words instead of mumbling and whispering.

I think he’ll announce he’s cutting costs by suspending all work to get his name on additional state ballots, and bolster his record as a job creator by hiring more consultants.

Try for an enormous cash settlement for the sponge left in his campaign’s head?

Order the baked beans and reenact that scene from Blazing Saddles.

Wait for two more Horseman to arrive because, HORSIES!!?

Shhh - what if he decides he wants yours?

Hey, what’s with all the hulla-BALOO around here.

Clearly no one is bullish on Jeb’s candidacy.

This is what we get for supporting the right to arm bears.

Jeb! grew up with Barbara for a mother. Being surrounded by wooden, emotionless lifelike forms must almost feel like being at home for Christmas.

The worst has happened. Bears have declared war on Christmas. Someone call Stephen Col— oh. Right.

Come on Jeb! Let’s paws and be honest. When it comes to this election Ursa Minor player. I know Donald has said a lot of Pooh but just pack it up Beefor you embassies your self further.

Left Shark