I’m surprised he didn’t go on to coach Kansas.

They are also the number one selling cookie in the US during the first quarter of the year.

I’ll gladly pay the $5. I’d happily pay $7 per box for what they’ve meant to my daughter.

My mom: “When are you going to settle down and give me grandkids?”
Me: “When the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.”

George Wilson served as the inaugural coach of the Miami Dolphins; while admittedly all in the AFL, all AFL stats are recognized by the NFL, and this should be too. Gil Brandt should recognize that.

Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

Being a lawyer sucks as illustrated by the number of lawyers who comment on Deadspin. Guilty as charged.

Okay so let me explain the budget in a way you ladies can understand. You know how when you use the herbal essence on hair and it makes you so happy you make the orgasm sounds which always makes me laugh cause there is no female orgasm? Well that’s how I want to feel about the money the U.S. has. Or to put it simply I…

Now if only the Palace could get rid of half of the choreographed dance numbers, concerts, contests and skits during the game.

Or I-81. The 1-mile stretch between i-76 and i-81 is like an asshole trucker convention.

Serious question - I’m a mid 30’s attorney and my boss recently hired a very attractive 18 year old filing clerk, and she was super flirtatious with me right from the start. I advised her that I was flattered, but that that sort of behavior was inappropriate and I’d prefer that she stopped. She did not, and persisted…

Imagine how he responds to Jolie Kerr: “You suggest washing Santorum off your sheets with cold water first? What if that’s PURE ELEMENTAL SODIUM?? Jolie’s advice could KILL YOU!!!”

Many don’t. You should check into the number of lawyers who have come out of law school in the past ten years that can’t find work.

I’m guessing Question 1 is “Is my paralegal eye fucking me right now?”

Approximately 42 per day. Most of these are my own questions that I ask myself, though, so there’s some solace for you.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…

I would be stoked for the first “Player/Manager”. Could you imagine a 50 year old Bret Favre that isn’t ready to give it up? He’s coaching and playing the same game.

They would have to use the conferences as tiers, like the SEC would be the tier after NFL, then Big 12, Big 10, ACC, etc.