Close exposure to Al Michaels made Dennis Miller about 300% more insufferable.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

So the U.S. didn’t win the Cold War when Michaels set up Ronald Reagan’s game-winning goal against the USSR?

FWIW, as a Toronto native, No one in Toronto gives a crap about the Leafs anymore... and honestly haven’t for years... they are purely a footnote in the Toronto sports scene...

but yeah winter... damn... you had to mention it... sigh... ;)

I’ll gladly take never-ending winter and all Leafs all the time over living in Texas any day.

Oh come on, no one in Canada acknowledges the Maple Leafs exist. We’d be more likely to stick up for the Jets.

The punchline is: Lincoln Chafee is at least as credible as any of these people.

Correct. That should have been left out and replaced with the existing Martian threat. Discovery of water on Mars has Webb nervous about our intergalactic battle readiness. Anyone who has seen Mars Attacks! realizes that this is much more dangerous than Chinese hacking.

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[...]the type of shit with which Nixon himself, who was indistinguishable from fucking Voldemort on like 87 percent of policy issues, would have agreed without blinking, and not just because he had his eyelids sewn to his forehead in 1971 so he’d never lose sight of George McGovern.

I swear hockey season is about 11 months long.

Bautista’s bat flip will warm me during those long, cold, dark days.

“... the only difference between him and a Republican is that he says he’s not one.”

And a good royal buttfucking

Which is still better than 8 months of Astros/Angels baseball and 6 months of Cowboys/Taxans football and 7 months of Rockets/Mavericks basketball.....combined.

So to paraphrase, the first bit was him saying running today sucks because no one just gets out and runs for running’s sake, and the second bit is how running today sucks because there are too many people doing the marathons just to do them for the joy of doing them and not trying to be competitive? Did he have any…

^^ LOL

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Only way he could have topped that bat flip- do it nekid

I would have got it wrong on purpose. My cousin and I call the movie Louisvilletown.