Reminds me of the final scene in The Candidate, in which senator-elect Bill McKay asks his campaign manager, “Marvin, what do I do now?”

Enter Promo Code EVASIVE.

The same is true of Hillary Clinton, whose campaign is clearly annoyed that Bernie Sanders is nipping at her heels.

[T]he beer opens with a slight note of roasted grain that quickly turns metallic on the palate (whether that is a result of the brewing process or Kingdom’s canning techniques remains a mystery). It finishes slightly hot with a not entirely unpleasant aftertaste.

She, along with Evan Bayh and Joe Lieberman, were card-carrying members of the Democratic Party’s authoritarian wing when the three were in the Senate.

Let’s not forget that most clocks use Arabic numbers.

She is for the death penalty, but only when the condemned really deserve it.

At least ISIS doesn’t carpet-bomb the airwaves with commercials. (If they did, would they use Promo Code JIHAD?)

U.S. law has no limits on the length of political campaigns, and no limits on how much candidates can spend on them.

La Croix is a brand of flavored sparkling water, which is sold in the Great Lakes and Upper Midwest states.

Tonight’s Republican debate will be more horrifying than any of these movies.

Happened to me, too. For years, I’d eaten shrimp without getting sick; then unexpectedly, I got violently sick after eating shrimp. This wasn’t a case of a bad batch of shrimp; I had the same reaction after eating lobster and, later, crawfish. Fortunately, I can still eat clams and scallops.

There was a “Steph Curry Dishes” category in Monday night’s Jeopardy game.

I’ll bet there was some interesting discussion in Torts class today at U-M Law School.

Inquiring minds want to know: Has Ms. Paras ever pumpkinized Billy Corgan?

Shouldn’t this case have been filed in the Wizengamot?

For those of you who haven’t endured law school, Alan West’s blog post is a classic example of the logical fallacy known as the Parade of Horribles.

Newt Gingrich got dumped on for promising everyone a moon colony. But what if he had pulled it off?!

Whoever came up with that idea for ads deserves a public flogging.

A Faber College grad who never took Dean Woermer’s advice to heart.