It’s even harder to believe that people still want to vote for him (cough cough dad cough cough).

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

Being a veteran, I do not want to hear this scrub talk on behalf of veterans.

“To me, it was embarrassing to watch that these are our two candidates,” Kaepernick said Tuesday. “Both are proven liars and it almost seems like they’re trying to debate who’s less racist. And at this point, talking with one of my friends, it was, you have to pick the lesser of two evils, but in the end, it’s…

They had to keep their cars cool, see, because they had just pulled over...MORGAN FAIRCHILD! Yeah, that’s the ticket!

MacKinnon gettin’ everyone all kinds of pregnant. 

Somewhere, Phil Kessel is rolling in his gravy.

that post has legs. +1

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.

Gotcha. One thing for sure is that they'll have the best anthem:

I actually like every one of them but Canada and Team Europe. Team North America’s logo makes them look like an organization that’s trying to defeat the Avengers.

You’ll never fuck things up for me again, you son of a bitch?

That was fantastic.

Worth mentioning that Tortorella will be coaching two of the more prominent black players in the league this year, Dustin Byfuglien with Team USA and Seth Jones in Columbus.

This really is the nut stomp for the rest of us.

That got me. One of Fresno’s players turned around and did the ‘make some noise’ arm waving.

Fresno State declined the penalty, btw.

You traveled about 15 steps there at the end, but I’ll allow it because fuck the Kincks.

This is touching. I mean, so few of us can really relate to the suffering he’s endured- the pain, the anger.