The first time I heard of Smashing Pumpkins was on my first day of junior high school , when I saw, walking down the hallway, a beautiful Asian girl wearing a Siamese Dream t-shirt. To this day she’s still the coolest person I’ve ever seen. So Smashing pumpkins will always be cool no matter what this moron says

My opinion of this movie changed as I watched it.

How do I reach these keeeeeeeds?

Favorite pot: a big, tall, aluminum stock pot I got at Aldis because I can make lots and lots of soup at once.

I put honey in mine. It doesn’t sweeten the sauce much but it does cut the acid down.

I guess I’m just curious what animal wouldn’t run off in random directions if you open fire on them with automatic weapons. I bet the current administration would give me a grant to find out!

Why do bad things happen to bad people?

So their “tactical brilliance “ was to run away from gunfire and watch out for guys coming at them with guns?

I’ve never felt so embarrassed on someone else’s behalf as I do now of the author who wrote that.

I don’t think she’s necessarily a bad writer, I think she just has really trashy tastes and they’ve spread to the rest of the site. And her forced attempts at snark tend to come of as just mean spirited rather than funny. Maybe I could find specific examples if I went through her articles again but I’m not willing to…

They don’t eat Dominos either so it’s all good

Completely aside from the gun control issue, I think Katie Rife is the second worst thing to happen to this site after Kinja. Who can I write to to have her removed?

Didn’t a few Mario games come out before 1985? Mario Bros, Mario Bros Special, Punch-Ball Mario, etc

Have you sous-vide’d a stew yet?

Bad news: 93% of these recipes were written by white men.

Just please don’t tell me they were straight and cisgender too...

I felt the same way when I discovered that Mr. T had eaten other people’s balls too. I felt a little less alone

That dream ended when they let all the AOLamers in

My wife makes Olivier all the time but I didn’t it was called that. She just calls it Russian Potato Salad. I think she makes it with lubitiskaya but bologna works too

I’m still working my way though Albert Odyssey on the Saturn. I miss Working Designs localizations.