People keep saying she is a good lyricist, but I don’t get it. I’ve listened to some of her songs and they are catchy, but nothing earth shattering. I need someone to explain it to me.

This is worse than the time my sister (at fourteen, and one of the bridal party) told my cousin “I know it’s your wedding day, but I look better than you do.”

“the best friend, the best family, the best groom and the best day”

She also just looks like a coked out model on the cover, in general. Not her best.

Not feelin’ Tay’s hair on the cover. I like her bob, but that looks like a kid cut her hair with safety scissors.

not going to lie, this is exactly how my mom gets in contact with me when she needs me.

Bethany frankel is a racist POS, the more she talks, it becomes harder to distinguish her from trump. First it was the Kmart comments now she’s like a black woman, because she is loud?

I know that Gwen is more successful, but Gavin Rossdale sold 12 million albums and had headline tours. Why are we talking like this guy is destitute?

Oh god that Rodarte outfit was worse than I could have imagined. Poor Hailee. Lace cameltoe is NOT a good red carpet look.

iCloud has led to so many cheaters getting busted.

I always feel so bad for Hugh Jackman’s wife. He seems like a devoted husband, and all she gets is “she must be his beard because she’s not pretty enough and she’s older”. I’d get it if I’d ever heard specific rumors to his being gay (they may exist, I’ve just never heard them), but it all seems to come down to…

You say this as if it shouldn’t be the norm.

I still can’t believe there’s a movie coming out in which Aubrey Plaza fucks DeNiro.

Me reading those tweets

Jeez, let’s hope it doesn’t hurt her career. Who knows, she may have been in the running to play Robert DeNiro’s wife in an upcoming movie.

Didn’t Geoge Lopez dump his wife after she gave him one of her kidneys?

1. Who is that nerd in the picture with Hugh Jackman’s wife?

Anne Colter can fuck off with that nonsense, it’s never going to be funny coming from her.