All this family does it act like they invented things drag queens have been doing for decades. Contouring, waist training, and now wigs.

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Yep, Kylie, and I invented post-its. And fire. And the wheel.

You were never this ignorant. There is no way.

Dolly Parton

Cosplayers everywhere.

Ah... to be an ignorant teen again

For real. Get yourself a Meek Mill.

She said Ashy Larry. I flatlined.

Starred for:

No cosign is worth staying with a cheater, just for cred. She better learn that fast. Don’t keep a dud around, he’ll just end up dragging her down.

I feel like part of it is brand protection. Like She needs some black people to continue to co sign her. And black women will never, so she went out and scooped up and ashy larry. But someone should let her know ashy larries are a dime a dozen.

I don’t...I’m confused. What kind of proof does she need. Like, does she actually have to be there when his penis goes into another vagina? Is forensic evidence enough? Like, what?

At first I had a little sympathy for her because being cheated on sucks, but I have now gone back to not giving a shit about either one of them.

You should let your headline writer know this: castration is cutting off the testicles. It can be done for a variety of reasons, some of them medically sound, valid reasons.

• will have half a penis
  

Why not just break up? You’re gonna sit around and wait for the inevitable?

If you lose a quarter of your meat you will not be left with half.

Later on Iggy says she’ll cut off half an inch, which means we have some inconsistent data about how big his dick is.