Well, according to the Dominican government, Black Dominicans are Haitians.

Charlamagne’s whole schtick as a celebrity is to be offensively and loudly stupid and wrong about everything. For some reason people find that entertaining (and we wonder why Trump polls so high.) I’d love to put him, Bill Maher and Sean Penn on a desert island and let them out-douche and bad-opinion each other to…

YES, EXACTLY. Latino is an ethnicity. As a race, we can be anything.

There you are!

...the primary difference between those groups of people is that their slave ships from Africa made different stops.

YOU CAN BE DOMINICAN OR BLACK BUT YOU CAN NOT BE A BLACK DOMINICAN, THAT IS INSANE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. BE-BOOP-BEEP.

Charlamagne the mediocre at best

There’s a reason why, on demographic surveys, are you Latino/a is a different question than the one that asks what your race is.

She’s Trinidadian-Panamanian.

BUT HOW HUMAN BE MORE THAN ONE IDENTITY SAME TIME? HOW WOMAN HAVE THOUGHTS? WHY WOMAN SPEAK? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW MY NAME ANCIENT EMPEROR? TRUMP2016!

“So...like a Moorish Spaniard? Fascinating...”

Just once I wish the general public would realize celebrities can do whatever the fuck they want with their faces/bodies.

Hey, look, an MRA troll who again demonstrates his ignorance.

Uh...do you know what the word “appeal” means? They heard his side. They chose not to hear his side again after he’d already presented his side and they’d found that the preponderance of evidence was against him.

Psst. He did have a chance to defend himself. If you care to read about the process, which I’m sure you really don’t.

Even in the real court system, you aren’t entitled to have a hearing on your appeal. You are of course entitled to file a motion for appeal, but courts are still allowed to deny those motions if they don’t find any basis for it. It would be problematic if he weren’t even allowed to appeal the decision, but unless he…

It’s almost like schools are allowed to decide who them want to expel, even absent a criminal conviction. What’s next - are they going to start expelling students who plagiarize papers before they’re charged in court?

No appeal doesn’t mean he was muzzled through the process.

Everytime there’s a new update on this story, I feel even more confused.

Is there a Supercuts that specializes in douchebro haircuts like his?