TI shoulda hired a responsible DoucheBro like Guy Fieri and he’d be treated to fare like “double dusted, New Jersey kicked king crab knuckle twice donkey sauced tempura fried volcano sliders”

I understand Chef Kool had an entire Gang.

I got to attend the White House Press Correspondent’s Dinner many years ago. (Long story.)

even then, he still has better options

Oh god, an heir? I can hear Dina Lohan gleefully rubbing her hands together and cackling from here.

So, at the moment, the censored selfiers include Kim Kardashian, Sharon Osbourne, and Courtney Stodden. Who is thirsty enough to be next? Iggy Azalea? Farrah Abraham?

Yay for Mandy Moore!

The only David Blaine video worth watching is the one where Harrison Ford tells him to get the fuck out of his house.

its no sex

“I had to go to court today because I filed bankruptcy to avoid paying a $7 million judgment against me for distributing revenge porn and making an innocent woman collateral damage in a disagreement I had with Rick Ross”

I laughed out loud at the thought of Ciara going fishing and saying fuck it, takes out a handgun and goes to town. Thanks.

Nude for food?

Why does her belly button look like that? I've had a headache for four days and nothing looks or tastes or smells right and I'm weirded out by everything and that just doesn't look right.

are we going to do nude selfie now as a trend or collect money for charity ?

Fishing is Ciara’s new hobby. Fishing is Ciara’s new hobby.

Somewhere there is a curator seeing that picture of Liv and suppressing the urge to yell at her for touching the art.

It’s an internet thing, people think it’s cool to state how out of touch they are with whatever is popular.

Oh dude, come onnnn! I can’t name a single Zendaya song, but that girl is EVERYWHERE! She’s on ProActive commercials, she’s all over this blog and others, she’s known. And I don’t think I need to defend the spawn of two super famous people. Everyone knows who she is, too. Don’t be silly.

they grow up so fast!