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i feel like ‘just birthing a child’ qualifies as a good flats excuse

Heaven HELP ME, I love Gwen Stefani’s dress and I know I am wrong in all the ways but I don’t care, she looks incredible in that colour and her LIPSTICK.AHHHHHH

Is it me or does Jessica Biel look really matronly? I feel like that dress is doing nothing for her at all. But I would knock someone over for Brie Larson's dress.

That actor, Jordan Carlos, is now a contributor on Larry Wilmore’s show and he’s really great on it.

The actor who played Colbert’s black friend on The Colbert Report (they had to hire an actor because the show didn’t have any black employees) wrote a truly depressing article about this years ago. One of the things he talked about was meeting a Daily Show writer, asking about the application process for the show, and…

I am categorically not defending him, because (a) that was tremendously unkind of him and (b) he does have a history of making unkind jokes from time to time. However, re: your specific comment “He’s a bully who was probably bullied as a child”. I think it’s worth pointing out that besides the whole “not having a…

And they all went: “Oh, that’s where you made the mistake. We can’t get agents or managers.”

Terrible story! And tbh I’m not a fan, but this interview is great. Too bad people are complicated/shitty/still right sometimes. Sorry you had that experience.

I was walking down Vine in Hollywood, on my way to Trader Joe’s after a long sweaty day working at a DV shelter in the Valley. I had to wear a back brace because I have scoliosis that was never addressed because I only had insurance on and off as a child. I was painfully aware of how horrible I looked, in pain,…

Once I stopped using soap and just used micellar water to remove my makeup (along with other topical stuff), my skin cleared up. I think it is based on your skin type.

The fact that he tells everyone but they never believe him...I can’t get over that. Either he’s insane and you need to cutoff ties, or he’s actually the Devil. Those are your only options.

I like it and I think the fact that he tells everyone is hilarious.

... makes the Dark Lord look like a “likable guy” who’s “cool and irresistible to women.”

They’ve just outed themselves as really, really, really wanting to fuck Satan. Like, wanting it so badly that this show must be destroyed.

I figured I’d give it one episode just to say I watched it. I came back for a second because it intrigued me. Now, I look forward to it each week. It isn’t a bad little show—they are playing around with the whole “How bad is the devil, really?” thing and I like it.

Pantied Loons.

I think they're missing the point. Next they're gonna petition Game of Thrones for making incest so hot.

To be fair, “irresistible” is kind of his shtick. That’s not even theologically controversial.