The tweets actually referring to the CA Academy of Sciences own albino alligator.

LOL. I live in the real world. You just saw real life consequences and continue to ignore them. The dude got fired for a reason. The person who replaces him will be informed that this behavior is not tolerated if they wish to remain employed. Then it’s up to them to decide whether they wants to do the job or not.

As a person who buys from Amazon on a regular basis I’ll say that I often buy from them because my local shops don’t have what I need. I live in a rural area and the choices of places to shop are limited. I could go to the Super-Walmart which is 20 mins away, but then I’d catch grief about how Walmart mistreats and…

Expecting a box to be set down instead of tossed or dropped and expecting them not to abuse your pets is not “expecting blue ribbon service.”

but not for coffee....

I feel your pain. The same thing has happened to Nashville.

I’ll show up ruined! I’ve lived in Seattle for 35 years, was the best little city in the world until Amazon swallowed us. Quality of life completely destroyed.

As long time Austin resident, yes to this completely. Here are some Austin tips:

- Our traffic is terrible, the roads can’t keep up with the mass influxes of people, and we have no public transportation
- Many of our “cool” small music an theatre venues are closing or being displaced because it’s either now too…

Came here for this; you did not disappoint.

Austin is done. Y’all have ruined it. None of us can afford to live in the city we’ve created because you’ve all moved here. RIP Austin. 1839-2001

This is a serious issue and you should track them down and make sure to fix it before they waste any more of your time!

Where was Frederick Douglass? I hear he’s been doing a good job.

Humblebrag 3/10

Then let’s also cut oil subsidies and let the invisible hand of the market pick who survives.

I hope she took the dog.

I don’t know that she didn’t care. She very publicly filed for divorce in 2008 (I think), then there was some weird shit and then she moved out of the city with the kids and withdrew her divorce petition. This asshole seems very much like the type who would have dangled the kids over her head. It wouldn’t be a new…

(Well, I may also be intimating that the Donald can’t get it up)

Such a terrible car to drive though. You can hardly see anything around you.

You know, I’m beginning to think that Donald Trump isn’t as great of a person as he says he is.

Well, to be fair witches are real (I’ve met them, they’re cool and they’ve led our Wiccan ceremonies) but when they were hunted i dare say the reason and consequence could not have been more different than now. Did I mention my favorite Wiccan priestess was threatened (and her newborn baby’s life was threatened) by…