All the stars. Just all of them.

It’s july, really hot here and I’m pregnant, so my first thought when I looked at this man, was ‘yes that sweater is too hot, rip it off’ and then second thought was ‘oh this is supposed to be an attractive man’....

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

Oh bless you, dear BlueHealer46.

Oh. My. Word.

I don’t get the whole food and sex thing. I love food and I love sex, but it doesn’t make sense to me to put them together! Maybe I’m just doing it wrong.

Have you ever ate pudding while sitting on a vibrator? That’s probably where you went wrong.

You’re clearly not eating the right pudding.

I’ll have what she’s having.

Dennis Quaid called, he wants his face back

Dumping on other people’s successes is more off-putting 

He’s the star of the hit HGTV show: Gentrification.

I don’t understand why this fucking show is a big thing.

Excuse you. He also installs sliding barn doors on the regular.

Cover clearly needs more shiplap and a dumb sign in the background that says “Faith” or “Family”

Chippy looks like he’s been installing shiplap all day in that pic.

Maybe let the grass roots give it a shot for once.

Making a SO, of any gender, enter Lush unprepared is cruel. Having 5 salespersons attack you in a store the size of a closet while surrounded by various scents can be stressful.

SO... the name is terrible, but my (female) partner might actually love this. She gets SUPER bored/uncomfortable when I want to stop in Lush, Sephora, etc. And for those who say “just leave her at home,” it’s not unheard of for us to go somewhere like J.Crew together because she needs shirts, then I insist on just…

Or they could just, y’know, stay home.