This is Ethyl. She is a recent widow but is living her truth and about to make a move to Boca Raton. Her dead husband Morty (aka Michael) cheated on her (in real life and fictionally) so she made some fun funeral programs and handed them out to people at the bar and thanked them for coming to his wake. I’m a petty…

People keep asking “why switch,” but it appears that the initial first 5 days to get through the blastocyst stage, the embryo is in a “receptacle” — i.e. the INVOCell device. The embryo would have to be removed from that device regardless—whether it occurred in a lab or whether the device was implanted into someone…

It’s a bit tricky when you’re not friendly enough with people to make a casual inquisition about something like that. I’ve considered going to “less reputable” areas to seek some out, but my aesthetic screams “NARC!” so i doubt anyone would take me seriously.

“This mustard-eating Kenyan has crossed the line for the last time!”

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

Was his home vandalized with bombs?

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

Clearly there are very fine people on both sides

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Personally, I prefer a muff to a scarf.

It is the lighting. I have never seen a piece of meat from Salt Bae’s restaurants that didn’t look like perfection.

Yeah, I’ve jerked off to your present girlfriend dozens of times.

Watching the results come in last night was certainly a mixed bag. It was sad to see the progressive challengers lose at the statewide level but so much good happened at the district level. I took the day off from work yesterday and spent 8 hours knocking on doors in Corona for Jessica Ramos; I almost cried when they…

that’s the joke

it ended in 1988

Does buzz aldrin punch any moon landing truthers in it?

I would much rather see a sort of AFTER the “happily ever after” film. (Because you’re right, we’ve had lots of NASA spaceflight films).

I’m excited for this movie, insofar as a grey person can get excited about anything.  (Is it grey or gray?  I’d be excited to know that too.  Google is inconclusive on the question).

OMG the real meeting versus the fake meeting. This shit happened to me all the time on Capitol Hill.

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”