And, look at this poster. This is for sure to be a high-quality project.

Nancy Pelosi will step up and force that fucker Crowley to step aside because she’s smart enough to realize how bad this looks after the Bernie/DNC fiasco.

Exactly. No one is going to prison, no one is going to be held accountable. I doubt anyone will even get demoted or lose a paycheck.

And if they don’t, then what?

McAllen is often called a “perrera” by people who’ve been through it. That’s “Doghouse,” because the people inside it feel like they’ve been caged like dogs.

Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

“Tonight at 11, breaking news on the EMS patrols that murdered three teenagers in a park by dart-flinging syringes at them for refusing to submit to early onset diabetes tests.”

It’s a couple centuries past time to end police patrols. No other emergency service operates this way and- surprise- no other emergency service goes around murdering and maiming people in daylit public places.

Obviously you don’t know the meaning of the euphemism.

This job is exhausting. Imagine being a women who just gave birth and a mere 5 hours later you have to throw on a dress and look like you totally have your shit together in front of the entire world. It’s days like this when I’m thankful being a mere peasant.

The thing that bothers me about this movie is that Amy’s character views herself as “fat” and “not fit”, in the trailer during the bikini contest she has a fit stomach, It’s flat and Inthink she may even have a two pack, no she’s not a size 2 but she actually has a very fit body, and viewers are supposed to view her…

John was already married to Carol when he met Cindy, a beer empire heiress who was 18 years younger, at a military party. Carol had a terrible car accident that almost killed her. She was in a wheelchair, gained weight, and had to use crutches later on. Even before Cindy, John already admitted to other extramarital…

That is the laugh of a kid who knows the system is fucked, knows he’s getting locked up for no reason, and knows the actual cop who committed the actual murder got off free.

Her reduction in weed intake is sad as she will probably never get to fulfill that bucket list item of hers now anyway though - she famously accosted John Prine in a car park to try to get her to smoke a joint with her (the great man has quit after his bouts with cancer though),and then wrote a song about it (he loves…

My son lives on a boat in Sydney and during our last phone conversation he tried to convince me and my husband that shitting in a bucket is AWESOME! Like you hardly even need to wipe that shit comes out so fast and clean because of the squatting. He was totally serious, and probably right, but we were dying laughing.

I don’t have any personal weapons (I do use them for work, though), but I’ve always recommended a shotgun. The sound alone scares someone in the unlikely event that they have broken into your house while you are there (obviously most criminals try to steal your shit when you aren’t home), it has a wide blast radius…

I thought it was a painting of Sasha!

Lindsey Graham, is that you?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.