The puppers is in the foreground.

Burbans are pretty easy to work on for the most part. My ex and I had a 93 similar to yours to haul our 5 kids around with, it was great. 

My debit card through Chase is chip and pin.

I think Mercedes nailed it here. Pick up an old slab-sided Lincoln, you’ll love it.

That makes sense until one considers that a dealership is in business to sell cars, not to have a picture perfect showroom for....postcards? Tourist pictures? 

Except they kind of are. A person desperate for reliable transportation, with ish credit may not have the funds on hand to buy a decent secondhand car, and may not have time or the wherewithal to save it up. Leaving them with no choice but to take Mitsubishi's crap financing and get raped on the sticker price. 

As a plumber, this is a pet peeve! It's a water heater, not a hot water heater. "Hot water maker" would be accurate. 

Home Ec classes at my school were pretty balanced male to female. The shop classes were pretty much a sausage fest. 

Its a 30 second commercial to watch a 15 second video. I feel a little like I’ve just gotten taken by a street hustler...

A true, patriotic American would form an opinion based on demonstrably incorrect information and tell people how stupid they are while belligerently insisting that they were correct. 

Plastic is screwed into brass all the time in plumbing applications and lasts 30+years. This is a plumbing application.

Veloster is cool, but a horrible suggestion. Calling a hatchback a “three door” is just advertising smoke. She said 4 door because she wants easy access to the backseat. I doubt she wants to shove her 6 year old through the back hatch to either ride in the cargo area or climb over the seatback.

Have you driven in America lately?

Clearly the officer fucked up, and I hope he goes to prison. With that said, NEVER exit your vehicle unless told to. Step on the brake or set the parking brake. Don't get out unless you're told to. 

I actually came to suggest checking out the BCM as well. Had the same exact issues on my daughter's Saturn, we chased gremlins for months. BCM solved all issues. 

Well, hopefully her mechanic is using quality pieces and not garbage from Rock Auto. There's always going to be a markup on parts, too. 

The reason divorce costs so much is because it's worth it! 

Yup, it’s called “keyword spam” and it violates Craigslist’s TOU. I flag them every time I see them. ‘Cause when I’m searching for a Triumph Spitfire, I have no interest in someone's convertible Cavalier. 

As a current nicotine addict, I can confidently say that your statement is untrue. I go out of my way to keep my nasty habit from affecting others. 

1980 Pinto station wagon. Seriously. My dad traded in a ‘70 Ford Cobra (big block Torino) for it. Because my mother wanted it. I was 5, and I hated that fucking car. 11 years and 200+k miles later I learned how to drive in it. He got rid of it as soon as my sister and I bought our own cars (a 17 year old in 1992…