This is literally what I do everytime I'm being chased by police in GTA. Drive into the water and start swimming. Works most of the time. 

Aaaaand again, "flying cars" already exist. They're called "small airplanes." 

Yah forward when you want reverse is a recipe for disaster. I’ve learned this the hard way, thanks to a broken shift linkage in my outdrive. Throttle still worked though! If the guy at the dock in the bass boat sees this, sorry again and please let me know how much I owe you. I'm on pins and needles...

I didn't know. Thanks for the clarification though.

Two things (cause someone is wondering)

Except, as stated in the manual the agency in question issued; if there’s no safe place to stop you are supposed to slow down and turn your emergency flashers to signal that you are looking for a safe place. Which this lady did. It's reasonable to expect any police officer to be familiar with their own agency's…

My butt ugly big bumper 6 cylinder Maverick drove a mile through a mudslide and kept on trooping. I hated loving that car. 

Came here to beg whoever is in charge nowadays to please PLEASE send Jason to lap the 'Ring with this thing.

Screenshots and a GIF. How about posting the video?

Boats truly are a form of mental illness. I'm planning the next one, even as I wait for the latest repair bill...

Two clichès in one. Impressive. 

Right? Build hidden supports under the water. 

I’ve been trying to figure out exactly what he wanted for a 15 years now. I think he wanted money! When I asked him how I was supposed to sweeten the deal on a free car he said “you know just something to compensate me for my time coming out today.” That’s when he was asked to leave.

Hardest time I ever had trying to sell a car was one I was GIVING AWAY. 84 (?) Chevy Celebrity, looked like hell but ran like butter. I could finally afford a better work beayer so I listed it at $200. No takers. Couple weeks later I lowered it to “free,” (running, driving and with good tags and a title.) Had a guy…

Pretty sure he’s a Sikh. A “sheik” is a title.

“peeing in bottles and defecating in bags,”

Really? Nobody? Ok then...

This is a good, interesting read. But I have to wonder, why don't we go to an air brake setup on passenger cars?

He clearly didn't have brake cylinders 

Well said.