He was expanding the joke to poke fun at typically horrible GM build quality. 

In the 2017 story the TR7 tried to kill you twice. Now it's "at least four?"

Welders make excellent money, and I'm willing to bet he lives with mom a d dad.

Or you could just use a $30 offset pipe wrench and be done with it in about 5 seconds.

Dremel? Vice grips? No.... Somebody get a damn pipe wrench and let's be done with this.

Well, it's his TRUCK bro

You absolutely do not have to stand passively by and wait for the police. You can absolutely use reasonable force to stop/detain the criminal until law enforcement arrives. Especially in Texas ;-p

As I’ve said before, why is this even allowed to be a thing? The world is populated by dumb people who believe whatever they're told. It's how we ended up with a President Trump, a representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and fools like this guy who think it's ok to sit in the backseat on the freeway.

Good Lord man. What's wrong with you?

With the exception of the rare but hilarious slow speed chase, it literally is the same as saying exactly that.

“...the new car looks like a happy but utterly clueless fish.”

You aren't wrong, really but when the beam was added it became a part of the bridge. Like it's arm. 

By that logic, anyone who doesn’t invest in the highest performing investment on a daily basis has “lost money.”

The seller didn’t LOSE anything, they just didn’t make as much as they could have with a different investment.

Dude! You can’t point out logical stuff like the HUGE environmental damage done by mining rare earth metals (there’s a reason it’s done mostly in places with little to no regard for environmental protections) lack of charging infrastructure, the FACT that over 70% of the US electrical grid is fossil fuel powered, etc.…

Apparently, gigantic brass balls are more cushioning and buoyant than one would think. 

76 MG Midget. I bought it 2 months ago for a fun summertime car. It broke down on the way home (leaking fuel tank.) Fixed that, have driven it half a dozen times and have had to reconnect the throttle linkage on the fly, the ground strap nut fell off so I had to fix that, and yesterday I noticed a small puddle of oil…

Came here to say just this.

Really, yeah. 

I feel like the better question is, if a Chinese rocket falls on my house, are the Chinese going to pay for it?