Reading comments like this makes me ashamed to be a man. (Joke screen name notwithstanding.) We’re not all assholes, honest.

I don’t need seven words. Mechanical orgasm.

Wow. The heat trail on the infrared when they dragged him back... jeebus.

Had the same issue, just popped the cleats out with a small screwdriver. Those tires lasted a long time really.

People carpet the decks of boats, too...

So.... did you sell a car you loved, or did you not feel a connection?

1998 Lincoln Mark VIII. In 98 I was 23 and didn’ have 40k. I had a wife and a new baby, so we bought a Sentra. Now they’e 4 or 5 k for a clean 9ne....

pretty sure that exists. It’s called “Lojack.”

GET OUT OF THE @$%¥ING PASSING LANE!!!!!!

This should make Nascar a lot less boring. Personally I’d like to see them build a 3 or 4 mile superspeedway and let them run without restrictor plates a couple times a year.

Wow.

I speak from experience here. This thing works ok as long as you only want to trim your beard (or other areas.) But it comes with no written instructions, and if you try and switch heads, you’ll never get it back together. Try it, I dare you.

I speak from experience here. This thing works ok as long as you only want to trim your beard (or other areas.) But…

It was never driven, never registered and still wears its factory protective wrapping....

It’s the new Chevy Impale-a!

When did Tavarish buy a Mercury?

Jesus man. Get some therapy or something.

Maybe actually read the article instead of just looking at the pictures? They cover that...

You didn’t advocate for it, you made yourself sound like a snobby douche nozzle by implying that it didn’t matter, or mattered less because of your perceived low value of the victims car. You probably aren’t a douchenozzle, but that’s how you came off.

The cars value is irrelevant really. It was someone’s freakin car!

Slammy McSlamface? I know, I know...