I had three wisdom teeth pulled while asleep. I had good insurance, so I chose to be knocked . Last tooth, it was just me, the dentist, a lidocaine, and a pair of plies. The summbitch wouldn’t come out. Let’s just say he needed leverage. I never want to hear that sound again. 

You know Bobby is the Kang!

😂😂😂😂

This.

Must be my allergies...

I wish people would stop quoting Willie Lynch. He never existed.

I shower after the gym. Gotta wash the stank off.

I’ll never understand why some black men hate black women. I’ll never understand. How can you hate the very people from which most of us came from?

How can one wash themselves with just bare hands and soap?

That’s some super white people shit right there.

She looks like the chick off of iZombie

Nuri, “Sitchoass down somewhere”.

“You got McDonald’s Money?” “We got Ice Cream at the house”.

Most people don’t understand why someone would want to go through life alone, without a partner.

How does one become a “looser”?