My boss was chosen as the recipient of this fine automobile after an unbelievably long and costly relationship with FoMoCo. I don’t think he would appreciate his name getting out there, because ‘Midwest humility.’ Maybe if he is feeling ‘Midwest generous’ when it gets here, I’ll get to sit in it.

LOL at the picture used in this article. Lee Sapp Ford in Ashland NE. I guarantee you I am the only Jalopnik reader who has been to that dealership.