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Will it make Marcy Long non-essential?

Well. That’s one way I won’t be playing! But kudos to whomever tries to.

Internal reviews and testing probably made it clear this one doesn't have the legs to warrant multiple DLC additions.

I’m already bored of it after just a few hours.

You just became the school kid that reminds the teacher theres a quiz on the day you aren’t ready haha

Look I’m too busy trying to get people to bone in Fire Emblem right now, but if it had the choice of making people bone than I’d probably play it.

I liked the ending BECAUSE nothing gets over explained to the player. You have to make up your own ending in the head. Those are the best kind of endings imo.

You’ll need the dlc for that.

I have enough of your shit, Preston! From now on, i’m gonna build my own settlement, with blackjack and hookers.

important investigative questions that only kotaku.com will bring

There are about 7.4 billion people on this planet. Is it that hard to believe that some people just don’t have that desire to have sex?

welp. guess Dakimakuras gotta level up sometime.

“Morrowind-looking island”

A deranged tyrant who runs a technologically backwards country? Mac is EXACTLY what I’d expect.

lol halo 5

Not as good as this

Shit like this that apple pulls is just one of the many reasons no one can take mobile gaming seriously. Oh you want a full, quality game you can play ALL the time for a reasonable price? Fuck you we’re approving more Clash of Clans clones