Bioware wants you to know they are scared shitless the game will tank.

This article is right to point out that Connor is a twink, but neglects to mention the real important thing for many of us idiots in the fandom: Hank is a bear.

Do they sell a smaller vest that I can put on my penis?

“Such visitors are drawn to the website by the widespread availability of free, unauthorized copies of Nintendo’s video games and other highly valuable intellectual property.”

I want him to raw me

This is probably the most visually stunning game I’ve ever seen and yet it still looks so fucking boooooooring.

Could we please institute some kind of “digital intelligence test” for lawmakers before they’re allowed to create legislation over the internet? It’s pretty clear 3/4 of them have no idea what they’re writing or voting on, and it just ends up creating major problems for everyone after the fact.

Every person who suggests, or hell, even just thinks about a “pivot to video” without getting nauseous should be fired from any job required critical thinking and cut off of the internet for at least a year so they can contemplate their idiocy.

“There are women out here in real life that do have these body types.”

Posted it before, but found this hilarious.

Is it okay that I get upset that every indie game is not on switch? This seems like the PERFECT game for me to try

it would not get as much attention, but that’s likely not the point

The Ellie Kiss fried IGN’s circuits because Chik Fil-A is a big sponsor of theirs. Or something.

you could’ve just watched it on youtube. No breaks at all

it would be comical if he never intends this to be a game and just tells the entire story through trailers until like 2030

They also forgot that the internet is a terrible place. So the first thing people are going to do upon getting all the keys is destroying other players settlements.

You mean people didn’t come for Fallout? Cause I’m pretty sure most people came for Fallout.

Skyrim: Fruit Ninja Edition

probably an unpopular opinion, but skate was never good. skateboarding games in general werent really.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg.