Great something new to have nightmares about lol. As if getting knocked up wasn’t a terrifying thought in of itself.

Loves it <3 <3 <3 Totes adorbs owl :)

I always tell people “I don’t need kids...I have 2 cats” or “Hell no! I’m not responsible enough for that shit!”then laugh like it’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

Thank the goddess I’m not married, but you should totally share the booze & the bud with me so I can cope with my crazy family. I’ve lemonade flavored vodka & raspberry flavored vodka to share...also Klonopin (totally prescribed to me thank you crazy ex-bf).

Hot Topic is less skanky.

That particular “rave site” is tacky. I prefer to get my UFOs (big raver pants) on www.bewild.com

I’m not gonna lie. I like those sprinkle socks.

Here’s an idea. If you’re unpared to run a business because you lack experience or maturity or whatever; then don’t try to run a business. Problem solved.

Hey I’m 33 & I’m definitely not an adult yet or at least not a very good one. I still live off mac & cheese & sweets, rock hot pink streaks in my hair & obsessively collect Hello Kitty everything. I have terrible credit, date total assclownsassclowns & have never owned a halfway decent car nevermind a house. I…

There’s a Sailor Moon blanket?!?!? Point the way! I fucking love Sailor Moon!!!!!

Hey don’t feel bad. I think I was in my 20s too. Maybe 19 when I first moved in with my ex-bf, but who knows we used to do lots of acid, shrooms, ecstasy & ketamine (we’re ravers) so timing is a bit off lol.

Great now I have Detachable Penis stuck in my head.

But...dragons perfect for extra crispy ISIS balls...just saying.

Actually men do work in the sex trade. Most often they tend to be servicing other men, but yes men also sell their bodies for sex. So you’re factually incorrect.

Yeah that doesn’t work on me, but I actually recently bought this Fresh Breasts stuff & it works like a charm. No mess like with baby powder & no need to reapply constantly like with baby powder. It worked great for at least 24 hours.

That doesn’t quite work on my 36Gs. The baby powder ain’t working girl.

I have 36G boobs & not only is underboob sweat a real problem, but the extreme heat created by my massive cleavage gives me awful heat rash that burns like fire when I spray on my DKNY Be Delicious.

The comments section on that is priceless lol.

I refuse to let Trump ruin pink marble for me!

Christ on a freaking bicycle that is just vile!!!