Best. Story. Ever. I wish it could have happened to me.

The answer to that question is sneakers. Always sneakers. Unless you enjoy ciggerette butts, garbage, vomit, piss & other random fluids, dirt & gross unexplainable funk on your bare flesh. I am speaking as someone who enjoys music festivals. Just speaking from experience. Also this same explaination goes for raves.

I don’t know, but it doesn’t look Photoshopped to me dude. However I’m not am expert.

Some people should have been aborted. I hope 4chan finds this assclown, gets his address & phone number & promptly makes his life miserable.

Really really dumb lol

Did I go TMI? Lol

Alot of the women in family have had children later in life. Some by desesign others back in the old days by accident. Apparently we're a fertile bunch well into our 40s & this goes back to at least my great grandmother. All the older broads in my family have had healthy happy kids & most of my relatives live well…

Sorry hun. I quite literally feel your pain. *hugs*

I've also been told that I get exceptionally wet. I'm what the kids these days refer to as a squirter. That really helps me accomdate a larger cock. Just saying. I also can cum extremely easily...like if there is a strong breeze I'm good to go. On top of thst I'm a multiple multiples kinda gal. It's like the perfect…

Those lil dudes are totes adorbs <3 <3 <3

I also have crippling anxiety & panic attacks due the PTSD I got from an abusive relationship I had with an emotionally unstable freshly divorced meth dealer on & off for 2 years...oh & that relationship was after this douchecanoe assclown that cheated on me & dumped me after 4 years back in 2008. I dated captain…

I'm an ovo-lacto vegetarian Wiccan, but my 2 lil 4 1/2 year old girl kitties are really into into chicken & tuna. Plus they are always acting like they saw a ghost. Also their odd fixation with candles has me worried they might be Roman Catholic, but maybe they're just into Buddhist meditation or something. It's all…

You are correct. This shit is fucking horrendous. I've basically barricaded myself in my bedroom with my 2 cats & a massive stack of new DVDs my mom said I could use their credit card to purchase on Amazon on my new DVD player in my new yoga pants. Looking at my 2 new pairs of boots. Just fuck all this shit.

Thanks to all of you kind people who have said nice things to me here. Unfortunately my dad is going through some health issues as well as being constantly depressed & angry. My mom has severe anxiety, OCD, germophobia & emotional problems. They both take it out on each other & on me. They both call me "gross",…

Ever since all this happened in 2007 I've been struggling with my health & terrified to show how sick I really am around anyone I date even around friends for fear of being called "gross", "disgusting", " lazy", told to "just go get a job"... I've been forced into financial ruin, lost my apartment of about a decade,…

I'm still struggling with my health right now. Trying to find the right meds. I currently need to schedule yet another clonoscopy to see if my current meds are working at all :( Unfortunately I haven't had much luck in the relationship department since then.

"Baby stargate" bwahaha. I think I love you dude! Ok so I have what my partners have referred to as a "petite vagina". My most recent ex-bf likes to say my vagina "is 3 sizes too small like the Grinch's heart" & one girl I shagged referred to it as "the world's tiniest vagina" & when I fucked her bf after they broke…

I believe the pegging requires a dildo. A strap-on dildo. My former friends/roommates did that once. They did pretty much everything else all the time; group sex, swinging, bondage, intense fancy rope bondage, blood play, stuff with whips, knives & so on & so forth...I was always kinda grossed out about sitting on…

Except for the part about pegging. No just no. However if he wants to clean my house I don't care what he's wearing. Also can someone anyone just buy me tons of shoes, clothes, movies, books, Hello Kitty stuff, a massive tv, etc :) lol

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