We ...KINDA defeated them?

There is just so much fucking stupid in that tweet.

Mixing up their and they’re I can at least tolerate in some level because they both often refer to to other people.

Nobody every accused Orange Mussolini of being consistent in his reasoning. However, he is consistently a fucking idiot who can’t see ten minutes into the future regarding the impact of any decision he makes, and consistently in the bag for Putin.

Well there’s the smocking gun that the president really is an illiterate idiot.

Welcome to the Resistance, Brian Kilm-ok I can’t even finish the joke.

“We were doing there work.”

This feels like a chicken-egg situation. Do they act like this because they have no friends, or do they have no friends because they act like this? 

Hey, fuck that! That’s how shit like that white supremacist pseudo-Facebook gets started. You know, the one that the Pittsburgh terrorist was a part of.

I can’t help but wonder how much better off we all would be if Stephen Miller had ever had a girlfriend. (Or boyfriend. Whatever.)

That burn is like a tire fire - it just keeps going on in the background of everything else. 

Memo to any academics who might be hanging out here: when the Student Activities office emails you about a meeting for student club advisors, show the fuck up! Because you’ve been targeted, and if you don’t show up, they’ll stick you with the campus Turning Point USA chapter, and ain’t no junior faculty got time for…

Nooooo way. Isn’t Charlottesville what happens when too many of these people get together?

This is how I feel about all of these people, who suck very much:

How much WITH kissing and funny stuff.

HE CANT EVEN OPEN AN E-TRADE ACCOUNT

I work in the industry that Jacob Wohl is banned from so someone else is going to have to take that bullet.

I could be their older Asian “friend”. Show up at rallies. Go to cross burnings. Act as their wise guide to not being an asshole aka Obi Wan.