Great description, but I always kind of feel sorry for the dog when they get tricked like that.

It’s Tomatoface again.

Perfection 

Bravo!

Too on the nose maybe, but I don’t think the fact that drag queens tuck their penises is considered offensive? I know a few drag queens and it’s something they talk about. (someone correct me if I’m wrong)

This comment is perfect. Thank you for that good laugh.

Ya think?

Brilliant.

That and because, like every shit talking bully, he is a coward.

He probably has a bunch of guards. Because saying stupid shit that is broadcast to millions of chuds, you know, requires it.

The fact that he is so uncoordinated makes me certain I could kick his pasty, flabby ass.

His movement is fucking sorry.

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

I’m starting to think Tucker Carlson is a bit of a moron.

I just think Tuck Her Carlson would be such a good drag queen name.

First the came for my white male tacos....

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, the grown-up Eddie Munster

noting NEW FROM HIM.....

What is it with Republicans and their endless game of limbo??

Eddie Munster is the result of the coupling of a re-animated stitched together corpse and a possible day walker (I mean, Lilly nor her dad ever talked about Mom, maybe she was a...gasp...human like Marilyn and they were both ashamed)