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Why was he in Star Trek? Someone paid him money to be there. How did he know what to say? The words were written for him and printed out for him to read. How did he know where to sit? Someone told him. But how did he know what to wear? Someone gave him something to wear (this is commonly referred to as a "costume" in

It’s been ten years, and I still can’t figure out why the hell Tyler Perry was in Star Trek.

Who the fuck is watching these things? I mean I could ask the same of some of Adam Sandler's recent work but still...

Dear god. Every so often I think, “Being a film critic seems like it would be a pretty neat job.”

Then, I read a review like this and realize you were actually professionally obligated to sit through shit like this. I’m sorry, Ignatiy. :(