Not to mention...

But my dude, you call yourself Jase. Like, marinate on that. But, no, seriously, jealousy is a helluva a drug.

Her aversion to therapy makes me sad. If the average Joe has trust issues with therapists, a celebrity as big as her must have trust issues for the ages. 

Cue Twitter meltdown from Topanga Lasagna in 3...2...1.

My mama mocks me when I roll my eyes at his 12-word vocabulary

And for some reason, they allllllways think you’re talking about them. We’re only making fun of the whiteys *some* of the time.

This reminds me of an old joke:

“American+” is the new glow-up all multilingual Americans need to start using.

Hispanics. You know, from Hispania? Enchanted land of exotic allure.

When I was kid my mom would take us to store and she’d only speak to us in Portuguese because she wanted us to learn it. One time at the register of a supermarket a white lady made a comment to her friend to the effect of ‘I wish these people would just learn English or stay where they came from.’ To which my mom…

I said that

I can only imagine the uproar if someone said why don’t white people better assimilate to Native American culture. 

And which culture is he talking about? Mexicans? Guatemalans? Venezuelans? Spaniards? Argentinians? 

In a series of Monday tweets, the newsman tried to whitesplain his way out of ridicule by issuing an “all lives matter” version of an apology

i feel terrible a part of my comments on Hispanics offended some members of that proud culture

At the risk of sounding like a monster, (which I probably am ;) I’m genuinely not interested in hearing about people’s children… like ever. Children are not interesting. Sometimes the very little ones are kind of cute… but they are definitely not interesting. I sincerely hope that more parents adopt the “you don’t…

How is your baby?

Tiny babies are very boring unless they are yours. With my first, I once took an entire roll of film of her sleeping in her basket (and got doubles!). She wasn’t even doing anything but the particular tilt of her head and her little fist were just killing me.

I got 27.5, looking for half credit....

1 Point.