Listen Linda. That cumshot was everything. It was hilarious. Yes, we were partying like it’s 1997, but it was so real. It left me with a lot of questions, though. Was Lawrence with the desert d—k their whole relationship? Was Issa properly being served? How old are they?

People tried to find a deeper meaning in Mayweather/McGregor? For one, considering their respective track records, Mayweather is probably the rare Black person who is worse than some Irish dude playing a racist on TV. Dude went on a Twitter rant shaming a girlfriend who decided to get an abortion. He took this fight…

The Dagg-Cortts fight was much more satisfying. This ‘un:

Taylor Swift is the musical equivalent of Fireball Whiskey...popular..artificially sweet..terrible.

This subject overwhelms me because the elephant in the room is the social justice warrior culture online which polices everyone to be inclusive or be branded as phobic. Every group and community does not need a seat at the table nor information that a dinner is happening outside their awareness.

People online create…

“...[E]ven white racists can still be polite. ... We’re just polite down South.” Yep!

I’ve always fallen back from Afropunk because while I’m Black, it isn’t really *for* me as a backpacker hip-hop and basketball dude. It’s not a bad thing, but it’s just not my wavelength, if that makes sense. The fact that there are more acts that I’d be OK with seems a touch off. Black people into rock don’t have…

I can smell the coconut spray in his car.

Wait no, really... I kept hearing shit like “black people are not impressed by Bernie Sanders” and I was like “literally every single black person I know is voting for Bernie Sanders. Literally every single one.”

Alternatively “I like all kinds of music.”

Nah, nigga you don’t. Just say Tom Petty and stop soft shoeing around the subject.

“I don’t really like rap.”

“I’ve never experienced racism.”

“I’m not like most black people. I voted for Bernie Sanders. Who was the last politician that offered us universal healthcare?”

11: He wants to go by Harrison

I’m not a big Henny fan, but anecdotally, I have drank more of it this year than I have before. Fucking with Trump is going have our asses in rehab

As safe as it is for me to admit I don’t think I’ve ever had Fireball.

Is this a safe space to admit that I love Fireball?

But overrated doesn’t mean unimportant, as it exists as both Black America’s most prominent social lubricant and the reason why at least 35% of y’all niggas were conceived.

I mean, we’re seeing that with Heather Heyer’s death. So many White people *now* seem to understand what the hell Black people been ringing the alarm about for yearrrrssss (decadesssss) in the wake of her murder.

This is everything! Thank you for taking the time to write this and offer a window into your personal space. Sadly, though WE didn’t need a White man to validate this movement, White allies have been (and continue to be) detrimental to our movements.