LA adjacent. Orange County, but the northern, not-scary-conservative part

Whenever I think about moving to Canada, which is often, I wonder about:

Let’s say you’re running late for a morning doctor’s appt w/the Feminist Octopus. Let’s say you each have a plate of pancakes and bacon and you’re joking around and oops, you have to leave RIGHT NOW or you’ll be late and have to pay a fee or reschedule. You’re going to just drop those plates in the sink without even…

I put salsa but seriously I’d eat cake with jalapeños. I’d blame it on being Mexican but I’m pretty sure I’m alone on this 🤷‍♀️

You and booties!! lmao

You the man Lawrence. America needs you. Also, Canada ain’t got big booty women, soul food or PBS donation week. Screw ‘em.

Is your wife’s family cool with their daughter being married to a black guy? Do you love her fam? Indians can be anti-black as fawk....

I just wanna know what you put on your grits? Please don’t say sugar.

I’m waiting for some paranoid racist subreddit to find these lists and believe it’s code of some kind.

I’ve seen Sean T from insanity workout pull off some miracles.

Hi hi. Long time

i was afraid of this when i saw the facebook post. :( i’m sorry this is happening to you Panama... i’m on a therapy high so thats really my only suggesting. and venting on the internet (anonymously or not). you’re not the first nor the last person this is happening too. keep your head up. pray that she comes around.

I really want them to realize how insulting it is for them to drag their babies into a discussion where they were being problematic.

Relationships are investments, do not let a bad one emotionally bankrupt you. 

I know it’s not shocking, but it’s heartbreaking to hear someone talk about how their own mother chose whiteness over their children. And wanting to take you to a step-family’s Thanksgiving? Just gross.

*Hugs P3 and pours him some good brown liquor*

I get the drama with your mama thing just on a general level from hard-won personal experience. Also, you don’t have to agree on politics with your parents in general. That said, that your mom values Whiteness over her own kids and grandchildren are striking. Apparently, she doesn’t see anything in common between…

Or another one that we like to use is “Callate o te callo”, while holding one’s chancleta. Lord this is bringing back memories...

Oh I know.. My mother is Cuban.. she gave it to me in English and Spanish..lmao