How could you stoop Solo as to make that joke?
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YES. I've been saying this to everyone I know each time the NFL's fuckery comes up. I'm much more of a soccer fan though, and Hope Solo is an abusive menace.
That sheet isn't fancy. I would expect a fancy ghost to at least have some shiny, gold-plated ectoplasm or something.
She would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids.
I work in HR and this is so illegal. Put down that the applicants need to lift 50 pounds and leave it at that, idiots!
he looks like one of the Mario brothers.....
Oh, bullshit. I gave birth to my third kid a week ago. Until that point, I was carrying an additional 50lb of pregnancy/baby weight, PLUS a 35lb toddler on one hip AND a 42lb five-year-old on the other.
To be fair, this is like comparing apples and toe jam.
Yo, my vagina can lift 50 pounds no problem. KEGELS, MOTHERFUCKER. KEGELS.
reminds me of this
This bakery is also really concerned that they'd lose a female baker if she had a bun in the oven.
50 pounds?
I'm sure a woman could come in there and do the job just fine, but I'd still be worried about a yeast infection ruining all the bread.
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This ordinance has such a sweet tight ass.
man i think i just had a billion orgasms at the thought of sending a dude to jail for telling me to smile yassssssssssss
They need to add a "smile" clause.
Liam Neeson smelling good is the most important news story of our time and it must be investigated as such.