They once referred to him as our new "hobby."

Do I think this is silly? Absolutely. But ultimately, I am all for a variety of forms of exercise, so people can pick what works for them and makes them happy, all while being physically fit and healthy.

I am sad because I want those abs, but I know that I will never have the discipline and self control necessary to get abs like that.

I can't help but think of how Americans would collectively lose their shit if a high profile foreign performer rubbed his/her butt with a US flag onstage. There would be mass outrage, boycotts. Other performers who stuck up for the first would also be boycotted.

Sure. Doesn't change the fact that Miley disrespected Mexican culture.

Does the fake butt seem more brown/tan, too, or am I pulling extra racism out of an Instagram filter?

I don't think Miley's making a broader argument about flag desecration laws. She's not trying to make some political point or anything, she's just being fucking disrespectful.

Ugh, Miley. It's only 9:47am and you've already ruined my day. Just stahp.

For real. If someone was trying to snatch my wallet and/or messenger bag, and they didn't have a weapon, and I was feeling extra spry... I'd probably start with a calm "No" and see where it goes from there. I took tae bo classes and have untapped reservoirs of rage in me. Perhaps some warrior that I don't know about…

Reports failed to mention that, after leaving the birth canal, Ms. Thompson's third child proceeded to stand up and repeatedly punch Newton in the balls for being dumb enough to rob a woman that badass.

"Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough."

I just looked. At his Tumblr page. Bless his heart he likes to stick everything up his behind. Metal hooks. Giant things. There are no further questions!

My grandma was arrested for skinny dipping! She said the cops were nice and brought her food and soda, her dad was pissed and her mom cried.

Worst. Yard Sale. Ever.

My friend's GF was posting some stuff on a FaceBook site, and we noticed there was a big ribbed butt plug on the bed.

Sometimes I want to go right

Hint: turn left.

While the dildo in the lamp shade was the hardest to find, the bowler hat wearing dildo was my favorite. This game has serious potential.

I'm surprised she was even able to see the movie, when she's stuck that far up her own ass.

I thought Frozen took a look at the tropes Disney built itself on and tried to find a way to subvert them but still keep to the spirit of a Disney movie. I certainly never felt there was "man bashing" ( can we please not make this a thing btw. I only speak for myself and #notallmen but frankly we've done enough shit…