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Yesterday night, me and my guys were hanging out at someone's house, around a fire and we were drinking. We started talking about the Ray Rice incident, and for the first time ever, I disclosed my rape and abusive relationship to my friends.

I get the feeling that his cat is a world champion hide and seek player.

Well she did kill someone. That's a bit different than fuzzy memories about that one time you crashed your bike.

No, it wasn't. It wasn't in any way, any of her fault. She's fucking 9 years old for goodness sake. This is absolutely 100% the fault of the fuckwit who put an uzi in her hands, switched it to fully automatic, then told her to pull the trigger. The fully grown adult who, at any point, could have said "You know

How many pissing-contest points do they get for "My kid shot some guy in the head".

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

Except that the dog was trained to act that way, the cat is naturally an asshole.

I love that gif. The cat is scary though

Or this one:

Reminds me of this cat.

You're trying too hard.

uhm, wat? ETA: unless you're moderating a racist board and this kind of comment is something you see every day, you yourself have some demons to exorcise.

My mom dated him in college. Dodged a damn bullet.

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Cara D is writing an autobiography...she's rich and English and obviously her childhood was spent going through the back of a wardrobe and making friends with a male faun who wears a jaunty scarf. OBVIOUSLY.

Shaun White could make sweet sweet Zoolander references to me all night.

Personal story: I like working out late at night. Especially in the summer when it is 90 degrees in the sun, I prefer walking along this lit path and doing laps by walking off the trail and onto some sidewalks in an area of Kansas City.

I used to be a TA, and I had just finished grading a huge stack of final papers for my class. I piled them neatly on the floor next to my backpack for the next day. When I woke up, my dog had, of every god damned place in the whole house, taken a huge, juicy shit right on top of the stack of papers. The shit was so

Men don't care about women's issues/women until one of their orgasms contributes to the creation of a baby girl (and sometimes even that won't do the trick) :shrug:

Well, this guy hasn't snapped out of his cultural conditioning either.