Pros of John Mayer

No, he just needs somewhere to put his uncashed $350,000 checks.

Whoa.  Tony Romo reads books?

John Mayer is so gross. In every way. Nobody should ever sex him again.

Okay, but like, what was the mistake, and how did it happen?  All I see in the article is something about stacking discounts, but nothing about what the discounts were, or where that $8 million ended up.

As a Marvel film fan I'd be less concerned about her sexuality than her acting skills. 

I’m not saying that the author of the article was the type of person that conflates Baldwin Hills with Crenshaw and thus Crenshaw with Compton circa 1989... but I am allowed to say I suspected it.

Knowing the people in LA, I wouldn’t be surprised at all if that were the case. People do the same thing down here in OC.

She is awesome and I wish I had written my comment in a way that didn’t imply criticism of her but still got my point across that having white people star in a musical where all the best songs are calypso-influenced would be weird.

HILARIOUS! How does this not have more stars?

What they learned when they owned the US Virgin Islands ...

In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

For that matter, why aren’t they upset that the story ends happily?  That’s an even bigger departure from the source material than the singing.  

I literally just dismissed one. There’s no end to their mewling about “but what about the source material?!?1" The source material didn’t have singing crustaceans or musical numbers in it, but I don’t see these lame fucks complaining about that 🙄 They need to just admit that they’re mad that a Black woman got a great…

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give…

White people, just go out and buy a Klan outfit instead of complaining about “political correctness”. The euphemism has become completely transparent and meaningless.

Cops are not afraid in these situations. Maybe it is my paranoia speaking, but when cops are members of racist facebook groups, mass murders (white) are taken alive to burger king, and there is no accountability from police unions, stories like these strike me as state sanctioned murder under color of law.…

How do such jumpy cowards get these jobs, much less keep them?

Colonics for everyone!

They fired every single person who worked at State prior to 1/20. I would lay odds they also cancelled any and all travel plans those Obama People made because, y’know, don’t tell them what to do! So there probably was a hotel and flight booked, and then cancelled, and then these morons had to scramble to rebook…