Pros of John Mayer

No, he just needs somewhere to put his uncashed $350,000 checks.

Whoa.  Tony Romo reads books?

John Mayer is so gross. In every way. Nobody should ever sex him again.

I think Will got spurred out of retirement by the resurgence of seventh kavalry, and used his own historical experience to assume that the police would be involved. When he found out Judd had a family klan outfit, that was all the evidence he needed to confirm his assumption.

Okay, but like, what was the mistake, and how did it happen?  All I see in the article is something about stacking discounts, but nothing about what the discounts were, or where that $8 million ended up.

In that you don’t give two shits about ridiculous and insensitive portrayals of racially charged stuff? Yeah it is.

It’s not exactly an inaccurate take. White liberals have been known to tackle the surface of an issue without addressing the underlying problem. Like, helping black people get better education is not going to do anything if you keep accepting funding from and working with companies who prefer to hire white people…

Alright, fine. How about a real argument then. The lead is a black woman. How’s that fit with Lindelof’s nefarious plans?

Strangely, I’ve also seen comments from equally annoying people complaining that this show will be garbage because it’s going to cater to the “SJWs.” Hilarious.

He should have flat-out said we still need to fight it. The way he said it made it sound like we should just give up, which doesn’t sit well with me.

“There’s no defeating white supremacy.”

She is awesome and I wish I had written my comment in a way that didn’t imply criticism of her but still got my point across that having white people star in a musical where all the best songs are calypso-influenced would be weird.

HILARIOUS! How does this not have more stars?

What they learned when they owned the US Virgin Islands ...

In the fine tradition of Danish Calypso songcraft, obviously.

For that matter, why aren’t they upset that the story ends happily?  That’s an even bigger departure from the source material than the singing.  

Children in cages? Silence. People of color murdered by the police? Not a peep. Atrocities committed by our government? No big deal. A fictional character portrayed by something other than a white woman? Burn it all to the ground and salt the fucking earth. This is why I don’t trust the 53% club next November. Give…

Colonics for everyone!

They fired every single person who worked at State prior to 1/20. I would lay odds they also cancelled any and all travel plans those Obama People made because, y’know, don’t tell them what to do! So there probably was a hotel and flight booked, and then cancelled, and then these morons had to scramble to rebook…