Well maybe they wouldn’t arrest the first guy if he would stop stocking groceries for 2 MINUTES to talk to them and clear things up. And if his answers weren’t “I’m glad he’s dead” and “sure, I hated him. And I’ll tell you another thing, he had it coming!”

I knew your father, I fought with him in the Queso Wars.

All right, that’s it, humanity. Get on the bus, you are going to day camp because you have clearly run out of things to do.