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Terrell Owens does.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.

The White Sox have been a rudderless ship ever since their great leader left, sad!

It was a longstanding record, and she had to overcome many of life’s hurdles to break it.

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

Some of my favorite people. And they were awesome for speaking out. But until our politicians have the guts to make changes, real changes, against the gun dealership lobby, nothing will change. Because you can wrap all this in the American flag and 2nd amendment bullshit, but it’s all about selling guns and fuck the…

Dear Gizmodo,

As a Bulls fan, I really don’t know what to think about all this action the last couple days. I figured they’d try to get really bad, and have lots of money freed up for what is said to be a really deep draft and free agent class. Does all this make them a 45-50 win team? Does having 3 guards in your starting lineup…

This blog mostly built the case for Ichiro, but the case against Pete Rose is this: he used a corked bat and he cost his team chasing records. He is not the hit king.

As long as we can keep complaining about kinja.

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

I fucked up. As a Cleveland fan I’ve stewed for almost a year now in the bullshit that was last years finals. Best believe I took every chance I could to trash the Warriors when they went down 3-1 to OKC. I fucked up and now the Warriors are coming to the Finals to shit inside my heart again. I fucking hate the…

You may have some deeply rooted belief that you dont deserve nice things.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.