I feel like if heroin could speak it would tell you that it finds this comparison insulting.

I just realized Kim Gordon is like 63 years old. KIM GORDON is older than my mother. So she had her kid when she was 40? All of this is crazy nonsense to me.

My friend that used to trip acid working the night shift at the diner made MAD tips. I would love a coffee table book of all the insane shit that she said to her tables.

It’s original formula was very sumat to meth but due to incidents after it was legally available in gas stations they have repeatedly changed the formula to keep up with the government repeatedly making it illegal. So, at this point, to this woman could have walked into a gas station and bought this, BUT it’s eight…

Agreed! She looks coked out in a lot of pictures - or something that's making her wide eyed with huge pupils. Shes probably doing those amphetamine crazy diet pills AND coke AND weed. And Botox.

Because he has a serious and I would imagine insanely physically complicated, emotionally toiling, and (possibly) sexually frustrating abnormality BUT, ah-ha, is attractive - he “may be the perfect man” ?! I'm going with this being tongue in cheek because Jesus Christ. The implications in every direction are so fucked…

I really haven't. I've peed in showers, pools, jacuzzis, even baths - all very shameful and gross - but no sink. Lots of public places too... LLOOTTTSSS of very public places but I'm still a no on the sink. I've even pooped in a trash bag in my bedroom. No sink.

I figured me looking like I got beat up in a bare knuckle boxing max so often that no one from my grand mother to my little cousins ever bat an eye would at least make it somewhere in there. I mean, damn, this is years and years of awkwardness I must take due to my crazy sexy time habits.

They're both Alaskians.

I’m sorry but that’s just fucking ridiculous and I think you know it is.

So we should separate all the people with mental illness from everyone else? Shockingly, you sound like an ignorant ass hole, buddy.

I'm so glad you didn't finish that starebt. Dad with arachnophobia woulda jumped out too, son. Mental illness doesn't discriminate.

I hope this gets a million more stars. Phobia as are a serious and real mental disorder and I'm disappointed this was not pointed out in this article. I realize how insane it sounds to jump out of a moving car with your child inside, but this is a woman with a phobia not a woman whom was capable for even a second of…

All I got from this is wanting the drugs mustard chick was on.

Tatiana should have won. Kimmy should have won. Saul should have won. Why in the fuck did got win ?? I like veep but just no to all that just no.

I’ve gotten a few black eyes from rough sex... Not weird until I mention that I’ve had this happen with enough frequently that my friends, co-workers, and parents don’t question it. They’re all “oh, cool, you got beat up a little too much during sex... Again.” Yup.

But, seriously, what do the apps do?

FUCK YES IT WOULD BE.

Maybe my face has just remained disfigured from reading about that insanely insensitive wedding theme, since my jaw cannot seem to do anything but remain open catching flys... But, seriously, this just makes me incredibly sad. As an American, I am ashamed. To treat hardworking families like this ?? I just can’t…

Not even kidding, my jaw just dropped reading about that wedding theme.