I was far more disturbed by the picture of Kris Jenner and Jennifer Lawerance, than the typical Ted Cruz Xanysway mumble mumble Christian values crap. He is a living parody of himself, but Jennifer please slowly back away from the momager!

I haven't considered writing a will until I started seeing these requests from beyond the grave stories. But what I'll ask I don't know... Fennel, no biggie, but I could request that no ever watch Nick Cages movies ever again or even acknowledge his existence. That would make me happy. Still dead but happy.

My face hurts from laughing at the dear memories of MC Pee Pants.

You're a genius. Greatest meme ever.

O. M. G. Thank you. I always think this when I read this shit. I don't care for the person who just sits and watches this happen anymore than the one big a massive prick. Yall are both fucking horrible.

I understand the hesitance, but please speak up my ladies! Please! Break those barriers even if it hurts, and talk shit back to those ass holes! I’m not a big gamer but I used to use my brothers mic while he played. I heard the shit they would say back but my bro was ranked in the top 1,000 on call of duty, so I’d…

I look maybe three years younger than I am... I just don’t think I’m going to be super young looking. Young but not like that... Some genetics? Mostly I spent like ten years taking care of myself poorly due to substance abuse and bouts of homelessness. Smoking I worry less about - I know way too many baby faced fools…

Look at the Deep South! Look at the Deep South! I'm soooo proud of us. We know that shit isn't whiskey. (Except Mississippi but we haven't claimed them in a long, long time.)

I def wasn't implying that! I just meant I can't believe I never heard about it considering how high profile both of them are. I've dealt with domestic and familial abuse, and no one that knows me would even begin to call me weak.

If I was super talented then I would make some kind of comic showing the vast number of strange things falling out of my bra as I try to remove it all sexily for sex - like time.

Jesus Christ. To Madonna?! How the fuck does that even happen ?!!!

Boo yall. I just LOVE him. Love LOVE LOVVVEE him.

Seriously, what did he do? Hit her?

Not in my thirties but I hate the idea that I could be too old for anything. Do what you do or don't want to at any age to me. I've always hated caring but care a lot about what I do. I winced and walked off last night when a friend started telling us about I'm too old for this/ he's too old to be doing that. Bleh.…

I find Robert Patinson’s comment the most disturbing part of this bit of shit bag.

I totally understand the criticism but I also kind of hate it... as someone with tons of experience in early childhood care, babies can be insanely boring. Sometimes finding a worm or reading a children's book just doesn't cut it for hours and days on end. Even hours on end... I wish he could connect with his kid…

All I said was that it was state by state - I certainly wasn't disagreeing or inciting a fight. Just didn't want anyone to think abortions were free everywhere when reading between the lines. No need to get kurt, no t my intention.

If I took a sick day here for a little too much partying or drug use = no job. “We’re going to need a doctors note.”

That’s a state by state issue. Many states offer free birth control but do not allow abortion at all.

The chick turning the sandwich around just made my day. MY HERO. Upside down?! I hate people. I feel for her. I've been her.