Now we’re incarcerating children because of their parents’ behavior? WTF is this world that I am living in?

If the five year (!) divorce battle hasn’t screwed these kids up for life, I’m sure being sent to a juvenile detention facility will secure their fates.

Umm what the hell did I just read?

LOVE this! Of course, I pretty much always prefer covers of TaySwift songs to the originals.

“in my mind” I didn’t rape anybody is a real Cosby-level excuse

Now I’m just picturing somebody in the middle of sex going “Hey babe, we need to stop what we doing for a second, I need to see if I can touch my cervix when I’m aroused”.

What the hell is a “tetanus bouquet”?

So far nobody has explained what a tetanus bouquet is and I'm starting to get pissed off.

Wait...what is a tetanus bouquet?! Wtf was the theme of this broad’s wedding??

This just looks like pee to me. Nothing says forever like jars of urine.

Can I just rage about how much I hate non-flower bouquets? Perhaps it was because I once had to hold a tetanus bouquet at a friend’s wedding, and was later hit in the head with one during the toss (it actually lascerated me), but I just don’t see the appeal. The one pictured looks like someone emptied their…

It seems as if this program is doing just that, too, if they're aiming to improve literacy skills by having boys build something. It goes by the prevailing idea that boys are doers, builders, and hands on, so the only way to encourage them to read is by building robots, but girls should just be happy reading about…

I mean on the bright side at least they told her no because boys are apparently quite stupid and need their own special hand-holding club.

I was dumped in front of both our families, in the house we got together, during a party that I put together all by myself :(

This is two weeks in a row without a pissing contest post! I am having withdrawl!

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

Curse you, tantalizing but non-functional image slidery thingie!

Easy come, easy go. Should I make her blow. NO!

I’m just a poor boy, I need ALL OF YOUR sympathy...