I’m lactose intolerant, so ice cream is out. I’m ok with yogurt, though, so i’ve been eating a lot of that, and crispix. Crispix has been a dietary mainstay for me for over a month now.

I had a side gig as a semi-professional housesitter in my early 20s (I charged money and it made me able to afford groceries), but I only worked for people who I knew. The worst thing I ever did was stumble upon people’s sex toys while looking for towels or toilet paper (keep your toys somewhere private if you’re…

I have, and I’ve found brands that are at least tolerable - it’s mostly that I don’t like having stuff on my head and that anything that pushes on certain spots gives me a headache. I can’t even wear headbands, it’s terrible. But I’d rather have a headache than be dead, so.

Really? Thinking they weren’t warm kept me from getting one. The fact that I only cross-country ski also removes the urgency but it’s not all clear, level paths so if they’re warm I don’t mind looking weird to the other skiers.

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME

You do realize that 100% of the women you slobber over and jerk off to look exactly like this without the makeup, hair extensions, fake eyelashes, and photoshop. Oh you thought they looked like that naturally? Aw, how cute of you.

Look. I got shot and it didn’t bother me so no one else whoever gets shot should ever be bothered by it. Ever.

My roommate always sat in her towel for like an hour or two after she got out of the shower and had to go out more than once like that. The worst part is we went to school in Maine.

If I had a young daughter I would completely lose my shit if she started dating a dude who thought these types of lyrics were acceptable.

But as someone who enjoys a lot of guilty pleasure songs... this is one of them... I am ashamed.

A song for the ages.

“The wonderful thing about Tyga’s , are Tyga’s are lucrative things”

My feeling is that she forgives him, and that’s her business, she has her reasons. But no way does that make me think “It’s all good now.” Cosby’s accused of really heinous things, and I believe the accusers. One accuser forgives him, and that’s about her. It in no way exonerates or excuses Cosby in my mind.

people do that with Roman Polanski all the time “the victim says she forgives him!”

Apologizing would fly against his line of defense - that he merely had ‘sexual relationships’ with all these women. He takes all this to his grave. So by forgiving him, she reminds him of his guilt and also publicly shames him for his crimes and his inability to fess up to it after all these years.

I am of french origin, and I approve this message.

Yeah... this is a big nothing burger.

What a catch. You bitches are all the same. Turning away a Nice Guy™ like him.

Stupid door didn’t get it right the first time. *shakes fist at door*

Hah, very apropos.

...I'm not sure whether this offends me more as a Jew or as a gay person.