“Isn’t it like, SOOOO RANDOMMMM?”

“Yup, still there.”

Can we put a bird on her?

Yep, because as long as people are buying guns, the NRA does not give a shit if people do dumb things and die. I believe there was a time when they were all about safe and responsible gun ownership. I think that changed to “all guns, all the time” when Wayne LaPierre took over, but I could be wrong.

The funny thing is, that was what the NRA originally formed to do- provide everyone who bought a gun with a gun safety course.

People who make shit comments like “Good” or “Darwin Award” give themselves away as people who have never faced a horrific situation and had to deal with it. I’m a firefighter and have been at the scene of accidental deaths when family members were present. It’s a scene of grief and sorrow and anguish that’s…

But I imagine quite polite about it.

Ya know, spreadsheets are an absolute abomination...

I would totally marry anyone who gave me a minature horse. It's a way more effective strategy than trying to impress someone with a huge ring.

Yes! Motorcycle! Pony! Both!

Old redneck hillbilly. Sounds like she found an honest man with Husband #4....

I did NOT want a diamond for obvious reasons but I DID want a champagne sapphire (also for obvious reasons). The chocolate/cognac diamond thing makes me laugh because when I got my champagne sapphire engagement ring, my British coworker asked if it was a “whiskey diamond” ... SPIN - any way you slice it...

I think someone may have said something to my husband about my ring. It’s pretty small, but I like it. We were driving in the car the other day and he asked me if I wanted to upgrade it. We’ve been married for 9 years and he’s never said anything about it to me before so I’m guessing it’s coming from someone else.

New this year: HAVANA CIGAR DIAMONDS! CAVIAR DIAMONDS! MASERATI DIAMONDS!

That’s basically what my wife did. $350 off the rack at BCBG, no alternations necessary. She got tons of compliments.

I only moved there in my 20s, but all my friends who grew up there knew his story well.

Yeah, they were put straight into ghettos with names like ‘Africville’ — not exactly welcomed with open arms.

Waterproof mascara it is.