I will eat iceberg when cut into wedges and doused in blue cheese and bacon. Because then it is just unhealthy enough for me to forget I’m eating lettuce.

Give me Niçoise salad or give me fucking death.

Obviously I’m a bot. I’m just jealous that all the AM bots only targeted straight men. Where are all my hot lesbian bots?

They probably ordered ANOTHER pitcher of sangria, and “spilled” it themselves >;)

It’s illegal in Massachusetts. Assuming the Vinyard in the story is Martha’s Vinyard, that’s part of MA. I think it might be battery rather than assault, though.

What I do not understand are the other people who are dining with assholes like that. Who just watches that shit happen?! Everyone has a bad day and can get snippy without realizing it, but to hurl insults, curse words, and saliva at a 15 year old kid who is in control of your food? And then for everyone else to watch…

You get tinselitis.

It is, yes. Mind you, the jug-dumping was pretty close to as good as anything the cops would be likely to do.

So, you’re saying that she... burned her lesson?

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

Hey, now! Hufflepuffs are awesome!

Hufflepuff: Gosh, you tried!

I feel like Hufflepuff is kinda like the BYU or other big name super religiously affiliated university in the US (that isn’t Liberty or Bob Jones). You expect everyone to hate it, but the people inside are super loyal and love it. Kinda the whole “takes one to know one” adage.

“Compared to,” no, but it’s a significant amount of water in its own right. 4,611,989,880 gallons of water a day is still 4,611,989,880 gallons a day regardless of what percentage it is of total use. (This number is not completely pulled out of thin air, but very much subject to correction by any expert who may pass…

“Gah”?

They’re so fun to watch! I love the meticulous redecorating they do.

Oh tell me about it. The puppy killing scene in John Wick made me tear up like a baby, I almost had to stop watching it. If I had seen that in the theater, shit would have gotten real embarrassing for me.

It has nothing to do with celebrity status. If you’re not intoxicated or driving very recklessly (running red lights, speeding, etc), jail time is not the norm. There’s no real justice to be had locking someone up for a minor traffic violation that had unfortunately tragic consequences. People aren’t robots, and even…

Long arms and short skirts?