All your Timbits and poutines are belong to us! (but seriously; whenever people talk about moving to Canada I get all misty eyed about Canadian food. Y’all eat good. I could go for a double double right about now)

They were doing this cross-Canada “taste of Canada sandwich” bullshit. I didn’t touch any of their “Canada inspired” burgers, because I knew they’d be a pale disappointment.

It is so delicious that it comes so unwittingly close to “get off of my lawn” writ exponentially large.

Oh God, I LOVED the nights where they would actually have bussers on staff. My world was just 1 million times easier and I could give so much more attention to my tables. :/

I mean, if you’re gonna be terrible, at least shoot for plausible deniability. Sheesh.

You are a national treasure. Oh, you!

then he says “John Hancock” so... that escalated quickly.

I think he does. Which is so ew and totally ruins what is a really sexy song otherwise.

Lady should be more concerned about her pervy friends than the poor bear.

You hit the nail on the head—-the standards are different between casual eateries and higher-end eateries. I think it would be odd for servers at a high end place to clear plates ad hoc because that’s simply not “fine dining service.” At more casual places of course that happens (for one thing they are trying to open…

Oh, I’m sure she’s not a great DJ. But she used to be in the tabloids doing ridiculous shit all the time, and I haven’t heard too much about her shenanigans in a couple years, it seems. So even if her music or her DJ’ing isn’t great, it does seem as if she’s making a real go at it. So, at least that’s something.…

I’m surprised seven puppies survived, but I’m glad they did. Puppies can die after being subjected to all kinds of things WITHOUT undergoing such a huge trauma.

I think she killed a pheasant.

Look at those teeny teeth! So fierce!

african or european?

We have friends with a Goldendoodle. He is very cute and pretty well behaved and does not poop a whole crapton out which I appreciate for a large dog.

Yeah those fish are headed straight to the slaughter anyway. :(

The riding crop is gold and white.