Young doodles benefit a lot from doggie daycare as it gives them a place to socialize and burn off their energy, and if you pick a good one the staff will also help you teach them manners :)

My ex in-laws had a labradoodle. She was awesome. Very friendly and incredibly smart. She had tons of energy, though, and their biggest problem with her was teaching her not to jump on people. Also her favorite game was chase, so she would steal my bras and make me chase her around the house to get them back.

Bahahaha. I used to pour 7-up down the inside of my old boots before jumping because they did something to help my legs stay GLUED to the saddle - some kind of magic soda wonder. They last a good five years. Love breaking in new ones and yours sound extra special!

more stars for you. (yes, i know. not english)

And that is why a girl’s first love is her horse. (also, I had to stop riding for good about 18 years ago. I miss it every single day. I went back to the WEF for the first time this year and after the bawling subsided...I bawled again). How did you do?

OH MY GOD, THAT IS HILARIOUS. My TMI horse riding story: I once pissed myself during a dressage routine, because I was so damn nervous I didn’t even notice I had to go before I got in the ring.

OH MY GOD. I had a similar experience on a stationary bike during a physical therapy session. Except I did orgasm. Best day of physical therapy ever.

Kinky boots!

Oh my goodness!

Ugh, one of the most annoying people on my FB feed is (well, was, I hid her) is a stay at home mom married to an army officer (i.e., their entire life is paid for by government) who posts constantly about how LIBERTARIAN she is (except for abortion because of course she’s totally pro-life).

It drove me fucking nuts. Here’s this kid, in Europe on the Air Force’s dime (which for like 60% of those guys is like being a soldier without the actual defending your country, or work) and he has the bare-faced, unmitigated gall to complain about Obamacare for literally no reason. His government-funded health care…

You’re right. And you’re right.

i was going to say, these look pretty fake on top of the other issues with it.

To be fair it’s unlikely that the servers realized that involving the military police was an option. I only know that they’ll follow up on that sort of thing because I knew a guy in college who served as an MP and had stories about marching hungover privates into town to settle up bills and pay for damage.

And when you end up going through trash to find something to eat, you're way past the time when you had pride anyway.

My favorite candid picture of me. Team Horse 4Eva!!

i absolutely love the diversity of races, body shapes, stories etc in orange is the new black. but is it sad that nobody has bothered to pull this kind of thing off outside of a show set in a prison? how come the only show that features many non-white leads happens to be about criminals? baby steps, i guess.