To be fair, there's not many occasions for arena riding where you get above a canter, so...

Also my birthday! Well, tomorrow...but I've claimed the whole weekend and my husband is into it, haha. Actually I might just claim the week because we are GETTING A PUPPY ON FRIDAY OMG OMG OMG

Spoiler alert: the “fan” was Calvin Harris.

I don’t want to know anyone who thinks seeing old Melisandre naked is more disturbing than that entire season of Theon torture-porn.

“Shaken to the core (almost)” by a pink dress, huh? I think this person is (almost) too fragile to be watching any TV at all.

Total sarcasm about priorities (America, not your friend)

That’s a very specific type of cactus. We really only have funding for San Pedro cactus, and actually now that it’s come up most of that funding is being diverted to soya bean research.

He could buy a gun though, right?

A baby moose carrying a pride flag!

The most telling incident will be if someone shoots up an NRA meeting. I mean, not that I want anyone to die, but if the guys claiming guns will save them/anyone are killed before they can become The Good Guy With A Gun, people might realize how goddamn stupid it is to think you can magically protect yourself when you…

I know all about gators in Florida ponds, and I’d still be surprised to find them on any heavily populated resort, never mind a Disney resort—under the basic assumption that the resort would trap/move gators so that they wouldn’t eat the guests.

“The defendants’ lawyers argued that the photos, which showed her partying and wearing scanty clothes a year or so after she said the attack took place, would show she wasn’t suffering from PTSD as she claimed. The woman lost the case.”

The worst. Condolences to you and yours.

After that bit about him coming out of a rub-and-tug (am I remembering the right celebrity?) a phone breakup seems like a reasonable conclusion.

One of my mother’s cats loves Aveda hair products, to the point that she’ll lick your head if given the opportunity.

I suspect it goes like this, from least to most:

Be that as it may, it’s so bizarre to me that someone would sign up to protect freedom (or whatever) but be selective in who they would protect.

It seems to be based on the artist finding the phones annoying overall, in which case it doesn’t matter what you or I feel about people using their phones.

I’d think your best option is to get that masters degree, and not worry about simple, unmotivated people being (apparently) happy with their welfare life. Honestly, they’re probably not as happy as you think they are.

...I hope you don’t seriously think that welfare is the better option here.