I’m confused by her “lingerie model” status, when all the shots on TMZ (ya, I looked) are either selfies or look like they were taken by an amateur...and if taking provocative photos in lingerie makes you a model, then my 22 year old self would’ve been pleased to call herself a model, haha*

As the wearer of a head of fine blonde hair (but “lots of it” as every stylist ever has told me) I also identify with that look.

Uh...what? We have six guns and all are legally stored in our house. In fact seeing as they have to be stored in what amounts to a gun safe (or a room that “cannot readily be broken open or into”, which makes the safe the easy option). After skimming the justice.gc.ca site, it seems the storage regulation applies to…

Yea, it’s a bit funny how both the man and the boy are looking at her so adoringly/happily, and her face is basically somewhere between space cadet and “I’m so sick of all this hair in my face”

I’m glad you brought up the FBI table. Clearly I didn’t search thoroughly enough.

Nope.

They are somewhat cheaper than buying a lower bed...harder to explain, though ;) #crazycatlady

One of my cats recently had an inner ear infection that affected her balance. After a few nights of picking her up to get her on and off at the bed at all hours, I bought $100 pet stairs.

I dunno, when there are only 700 members of a species left and your actions are directly responsible for the untimely death of one of them, maybe you do owe everyone who cares an apology.

My kitty: “rub mah belleh!”

I have a vivosmart without the HR monitor, and always keep the Bluetooth off (the notifications just bother me). The thing lasts, no joke, for two weeks between charges. It's pretty amazeballs.

I have a vivosmart without the HR monitor, and always keep the Bluetooth off (the notifications just bother me). The…

The military doesn’t allow fun manicure colours, so whenever I go on leave for more than a week I rock red gel polish nails.

Horses are basically saints.

I could’ve made it clear that I have dressed up for Halloween shows before, and certainly enjoyed them...but those were a. As a child; b. In the early 1990s, therefore c. A while before the discussion re: white ladies wearing aboriginal costumes really came to the forefront.

Stadium jumps look like all sorts of weird shit. Green mailboxes are one of the least ridiculous things you'll find.

BAM!

I think the pose/outfit are seriously throwing everything off. Holding her shoulder so high does nothing flattering for her proportions; the super high cut on the body suit makes her hips on down look disjointed,

Yes

I seriously wish those were photos of her. ...yes, I zoomed in to check.

They look so INTENSE.