It’s a good thing this cat loves us and keeps the screwing to a minimum 😽 In return, we set up several bird feeders in the back yard so that she can perch on a specific window ledge and imagine murdering the birds.
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Consider this extra info:
So my cat has this weird habit of waking Mr Pies and me up exactly 2 hours before our alarm. She basically decides it’s time to check on our liveliness, delivered via loving paws in our faces and chirping when we give her sleepy pats. She somehow KNOWS when we plan to wake up. I’m talking 0415 on weekdays for the 0615…
If I'm not going to be on Jez much for the foreseeable future, I might as well try to leave funny comments when I can ;)
Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”
Basically, the Internet brings out the terrible in a lot of people.
Isn’t this what their skin (colour?) IQ thing is for? Don’t all stores have it now?
I stayed far away from grape seed oil, stuck to hazelnut and olive for the time I did oil cleansing (4-ish months). The breakout period was rough but after my skin stops losing it, things were good.
Capt. Not Cpt.
Keep it in your back pocket in case anyone tries to argue that abortion is “unnatural” ;)
I remember reading about it in Watership Down (which preteen-me read about 15 times) and just checked...turns out a lot of other animals can induce abortions: hippos and armadillos, plus gazelles (like they’re being chased by a hyena and go NOPE TAKE THE FETUS and just birth it as a distraction??), zebras and horses…
It would be great to be like lady rabbits, and go “hmm nope conditions aren’t right for these babies” and just shut the whole pregnancy thing down.
It’s not even just the lying...people get a favour once and they expect it every goddamn time. I got stuck in line at Costco behind a woman whose card had expired over a month before. I’m talking expired in July, and it’s September. She says “oh, last time they let me use it one more time before renewing”; the cashier…
Kitty generally wakes me up exactly two hours before my alarm. It’s uncanny. On weekdays: 0420. Weekends: 0720. But when I give her pets and go back to sleep, she curls up too.
Turns out being sick with a head cold isn’t all bad. Despite the sniffling, sore throat, headacheyness, my cat is quite happy to curl up in bed beside me during extended nap times.
Eh? Ontario still has tipped minimum wage for liquor servers. Upside: it's close to $10, but still less than minimum (which I think is at 11.25 now)
The First arrondissement was fancypants in 2007.
She was rescued and lived as a dual-cat for four years, but my dad couldn’t really take both his cats to his retirement condo, sooo she briefly lived with two other cats...there was no murdering, but she is a wee bully. She sometimes puts on airs in front of the puppy, who just REALLY WANTS TO PLAY but he’s learning…
6% are confirmed for this reason