It seems that they could’ve skipped the whole mess and just made the Book of Negroes required reading.

The dark green layer is visually pleasing. I just had a Wagyu burger with Boston lettuce, smoked aged cheddar, tomato, and mustard. The lettuce really didn't do anything for flavour, but it looked nice.

It's frustrating to be grey on this subblog...maybe someone else posted the same tidbit

Why is “house salad” still a thing? It’s always a blend of crap lettuce, a few tomatoes, and maybe some of that cursed shredded carrot.

It’s also passable when on a burger, but really...I’d rather have Boston lettuce anyway.

Fair, if you don’t like tuna then Niçoise obvs isn’t your happy place. And I do eat far less tuna now, knowing they’re basically a fucked species.

YES

Niçoise salads can be divine. Spinach salads generally win out against competition at restaurants, and all salads I make at home start with something spinach-like (there’s a mix of spinach, chard and kale in the fridge right meow). Mr Pies makes a kickass quinoa salads with parsley and I don’t even know what else,…

He did sample a track titled “Children”

No but seriously, everyone should do everything my way.

Whenever I see $4000 dresses I’m like man, I got my motorcycle for that, and I enjoyed that thing every day for over two years, not for half a day before it sat in the closet. WHO’S THE SUCKER NOW, EH?

Your parents wanted to pin you with the cost of redoing their kitchen and new furniture? For a BACKYARD wedding?

It’s like watching a train wreck, I guess. The shock is so strong they can’t register that they can DO something, like tell off their horrible friend.

See, that guy is a dick. A dick who likes simple drinks, and being dickish.

I want to know what made her obnoxious. Five espresso shots, considering she’s paying for them, isn’t that terrible...doesn’t a Venti already have three shots?

That is true, and also why it would be so cool to have a cop with serving experience show up and scare the woman out of her mind. She'd surely think twice about spitting on strangers.

WHY WOULD YOU SPIT ON YOUR SERVER. WHY. WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE DOES THAT.

Your dedication is admirable.

If you’re going to have a fireworks show, why not warn the neighbours so they can enjoy it?

What, you can't do squats while eating peanut butter? Have I defied the laws of man and nature for all these years?